Happy Holidays! All orders placed by December 17th (in the contiguous US) will ship in time for Christmas. Message me if you need your order by a certain date.

Own it! The Patron Saint of Big Lips and Iconic Hair is ready with her bag of pills to adorn your altar to owning it.

Lisa Rinna-inspired parody art.

The Eternal Flame prayer candles are 8" tall, unscented paraffin wax candles that burn for 100 hours. Designs are printed on high-quality weather and fade-proof vinyl.

 It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing your candle packaging however you can! 

 Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave burning candles unattended.

 Candle colors may vary slightly.

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