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Patron Saint of the 99 Percent
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Patron Saint of Winter
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Saint Prince
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Saint Aaron Burr
Saint Unicorn
Saint Unicorn
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Saint Kermit
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The Patron Saint of the Clapback is now The Patron Saint of Impeachment

The Patron Saint of the Clapback is now The Patron Saint of Impeachment

She's our queen, our savior, the Patron Saint of Impeachment!

Don't bother sending us fussy-orange-baby emails insisting that 45 is not a whack job and Barack Obama ruined the country. You're barking up the wrong tree with that noise.

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