Frequently Asked Questions
Who do you think you are?
I'm a devout worshipper of Mother Oprah, Saint Gayle and the entire canon of Bravo saints. I'm also a writer and a devoted dog mom.
Where are you located?
I'm a one-woman small business based in Fullerton, California. My candles are sold in various stores around the country. Email me for a list of my partnering stores, there might be one near you!
What are your candles made of?
My candles are made of glass, clean-burning paraffin wax, and high-quality vinyl images. And love and light and a sense of humor.
Are your candles scented?
No, the candles are unscented.
Do you take requests or commissions?
I don’t take commissions currently. I'm just too swamped filling orders, and I have a list a mile long of saints I want to make. Feel free to drop me an email with a suggestion for a saint you’d like to see, I'd be happy to add it to my list. You can follow my blog, Instagram, Pinterest or Facebook accounts to see when new saints are added.
What's the deal with shipping?
I ship USPS Priority 1-3 day. Your order takes a few days to put together (sometimes more if I'm super busy, like around Christmas), but once it goes out you’ll get an email with tracking information. If you need your order to arrive by a certain date, email me directly. I will do our best to get your package in the mail as soon as possible.
Shipping fees: 1 candle = $6.99 | 2 candles = $9.99 | 3 or more candles = FREE shipping.
What if my package has shipped but tracking isn't updating?
Sometimes the post office doesn’t scan items properly or the scan doesn’t register for some reason, and that can indicate a delay. Check back in a day or two, usually it will update when it reaches its next location. If several days have passed and tracking still shows that the package hasn’t moved, let me know and I can try to look into it for you.
What if tracking shows my package was delivered but I didn't get it?
If tracking shows that your package was delivered but you haven’t received it, try checking with your local post office to see if they have it or if it was delivered to the wrong house. If the package was stolen, you can file a claim with the post office. Once tracking shows a package was delivered, it’s out of my hands. I don’t offer refunds or replacements on packages that are tracked as delivered.
What if I receive a broken candle?
I hate that and I say ten Hail Dorothys when it happens. But it does happen, even though I package each saint with love and bubble wrap and bless it three times before it goes out the door.
If you receive a broken candle, do three things:
- Take a photo of the damaged candle and its packaging. This helps me file an insurance claim with USPS. I will also smote them.
- Email me the photos right away and let me know what happened. If you wait longer than 30 days, USPS won’t reimburse us for the damage. And I'd like to get your fresh candle out to you asap.
- Dispose of the broken glass VERY carefully, we don’t need any stigmata on our hands. Or yours.
Do you accept returns?
If you’re unhappy with your purchase for any reason, you can return it to us within 30 days for a full refund. Return shipping is the customer’s responsibility. Simply email us to get a return address and we’ll refund your purchase cost after we receive the merchandise.
What if my order is a gift?
Let us know when you place your order that you’d like it packaged as a gift. We won’t include the price and you can write a cute little gift message for your recipient.
If you’d like to place a large order, email us and we can discuss bulk discounts and shipping costs.
Do you offer wholesale?
We do! Check out our wholesale page for information.
How can you use these famous people's images?
We are satire artists working in parody art. We do not license with any individuals or brands, we use our own imaginations and digital design skills to create one-of-a-kind, unique and detailed pieces of art parodying various pop culture and political figures.
Did you know that you’re going to hell?
Yes, thank you. We know and we’re bringing the Fireball.