He's here! He's there! He's every-f*ing-where! Now he's on your altar.

The Patron Saint of Fuuun is available in clean and not-so-clean language. Choose whether Roy Kent says Fuuun or Fuu*k when you place your order. Or get both and light whichever one speaks to you that day.

The Eternal Flame prayer candles are 8" tall, unscented paraffin wax candles that burn for 100 hours. Designs are printed on high-quality weather and fade-proof vinyl.

 It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing your candle packaging however you can! 

 Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave burning candles unattended.

 Candle colors may vary slightly.