Patron Saint of Real News

$20.00

He doesn't deal in fake news. Worship the Silver Fox with this glorious parody candle!

Digitally illustrated Anderson Cooper-inspired parody art.

The Eternal Flame prayer candles are 8" tall, unscented paraffin wax candles that burn for 100 hours. Designs are printed on high-quality weather and fade-proof vinyl.

 It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing your candle packaging however you can! 

 Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave burning candles unattended.

 Candle colors may vary slightly.

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Candle is awesome!! Just as pictured, maybe even better!

Candle is awesome!! Just as pictured, maybe even better!

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