Patron Saint of Going to Sleep


Go to Sleep! You're crazy!
Also get off my jock.

Wow Bethenny wow, the Patron Saint of Going to Sleep is perfect for your drunk friend who just. Will. Not. Go. To. Sleep.

Digitally illustrated parody art prayer candle inspired by Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewife of New York.

8" tall unscented glass candle that burns for 100 hours.

Designs are printed on high-quality weather and fade-proof vinyl.

Candle colors may vary slightly.

It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing your candle packaging however you can!

Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave unattended.

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