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Our Lady of the Basic Bitch

$20.00

Saint Stassi, the Patron Saint of the Basic B*tch, for your altar to Ranch and living your best basic life.

Digitally illustrated, parody art prayer candle inspired by Stassi Schroeder from Vanderpump Rules.

8" tall unscented glass candle that burns for 100 hours.

Designs are printed on high-quality weather and fade-proof vinyl.

Candle colors may vary slightly.

It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing your candle packaging however you can!

Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave unattended.

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